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I have never met even one wise man
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I like them real big & sprucey
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I pity the fool
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I pity the fool
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I prefer to be unsocial and taciturn
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Sold outI regret nothing. the end
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I still have a few more bridges to burn
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I used to be cool
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I want to pause adulting and lower the difficulty
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I will take the scenic route
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I'll get over it. just gotta be dramatic first
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I'm an adult, but not like a real adult
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I'm not like other girls, I'm worse
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I'm not procrastinating I'm doing side quests
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I've heard enough from old white men
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I've heard enough from old white men
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if I can't bring my yarn I'm not going
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immaculate vibes
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immaculate vibes
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immaculate vibes
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in my defense, the moon was doing something weird
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in my female rage era
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in my hermit era
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incurable romantic
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incurable romantic
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incurable romantic
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incurable romantic
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it is literally impossible to be a woman
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it's not a hobby, it's a post-apocalyptic life skill
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it's not easy being a constant ray of fucking sunshine
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it's probably fine
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jingle all the damn way
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