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in loving memory of when I gave a shit
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Santa doesn't care if you're a slut
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don't just stand there. bust a move.
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you mustn't let the dystopian nightmare bullshit dim your fucking sparkle
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we are the granddaughters of the witches you could not burn
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I'm not procrastinating, I'm doing side quests
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fuck what they think
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not everyone is going to think you are magnificent & magical. they're wrong though. dickheads
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on wednesdays we smash the patriarchy
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I choose the bear
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turns out I was never the problem
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what makes you happy doesn't have to make sense
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so pretty & witty & gay
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it doesn't have to make sense to anybody but me
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if you are an ocean, be an ocean. don't be a pond just because people can't swim
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at least we have each other
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per my last email
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easily distracted by everything
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mentally here
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tis the season to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy holiday anxiety
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if you are an ocean, be an ocean. don't be a pond just because people can't swim
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grant me the confidence of a mediocre white man
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time to live vicariously through hallmark movies
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eat the rich
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profound statement
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somewhat functional introvert
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I've heard enough from old white men
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angry liberal feminist killjoy
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knit happens
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ready to be kidnapped to a fantasy world
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it's not easy being a constant ray of fucking sunshine
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I am just so thankful for all the different ways to eat potatoes
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tis the season to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy holiday anxiety
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I want to pause adulting and lower the difficulty
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