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if you are an ocean, be an ocean. don't be a pond just because people can't swim
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grant me the confidence of a mediocre white man
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time to live vicariously through hallmark movies
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eat the rich
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profound statement
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somewhat functional introvert
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I've heard enough from old white men
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angry liberal feminist killjoy
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knit happens
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ready to be kidnapped to a fantasy world
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it's not easy being a constant ray of fucking sunshine
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I am just so thankful for all the different ways to eat potatoes
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tis the season to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy holiday anxiety
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I want to pause adulting and lower the difficulty
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just because I'm awake, doesn't mean I'm ready to do things
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sorry for acting weird, I am weird and it will happen again
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I will take the scenic route
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fluff around and find out
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well behaved women rarely make history
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whiskey tango foxtrot
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ho ho holy hell
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I get by with a little help from my yarn
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I crochet so I don't unravel
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jingle all the damn way
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I don't know. I just work here.
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I'm not procrastinating I'm doing side quests
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long-term long-distance low-commitment casual girlfriend
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"made with love" means I licked the spoon and kept using it
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fresh out of fucks
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maybe it was not a microdose
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it is literally impossible to be a woman
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not book smart
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