Wordy Plates
santa's least favorite
santa's least favorite
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Approximately 6.5" in diameter.
A rescued, pre-loved plate reimagined into wall-worthy art with something to say. It's here to say what you're thinking, without you having to say it out loud.
Hang it in your entryway to set the tone. Let it sass up your kitchen, live its truth in your bathroom, or slide right into your gallery wall. It also makes a killer gift, assuming your friends have a sense of humor. We've attached a hanger on the back so you can skip the extra errand and get straight to showing it off.
Each plate comes from a former life, which means it may come with evidence of one. Minor chips, faint cracks, ghost stains. Call it patina. We inspect every plate before it ships and pull anything with damage that affects the integrity of the piece, but minor signs of age are part of what makes each one genuinely one of a kind.
Not food safe. These are for your walls, not your snacks.
Laser engraved and hand painted in our Vancouver, WA studio. To clean, wipe gently with a damp cloth.
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